Three down-on-their-luck veteran Hollywood character actors snooping  around for work in one of the many Canadian cities which calls itself "Hollywood North". On the left is Dee McCawmacawzee wearing his trademark "Santa's Helper Hat." Dee's specialty is Christmas movies. You might remember him as "the guy in the Santa's helper hat" in The Texas  Chainsaw Massacre and "Rotto the Christmas Elf" in the rarely-seen color version of Night of the Living Dead. On the right is Billy "Government" Grant. Billy has been seen, albeit briefly, in quite a few flicks which featured Secret Service agents who screwed up and allowed the President to get shot. Billy usually wears the requisite Secret Service sunglasses, so he isn't too recognizable. Look for him in Oliver Stone's JFK, the only movie in which he has a speaking part. Moments before shots are heard from the Texas Schoolbook Depository, Billy can be heard muttering "let's just have a wee butchers, Jimmy" as he peers at a television set showing Coronation Street in an appliance shop window. Flanked by Dee and Billy is Stephen SpeelsBurg (formerly Arnold Schwarzennegar -- his real name). Because of a vague resemblance to the famous Hollywood movie director, Speelsburg now hires himself out as "celebrity guest" at cat shows and senior citizen lodge Christmas parties. "Hey, it's a living," he cheerfully quipped before downing a styrofoam cupful of cheap vodka.