Reclusive porn film director Steven Speelsburg (Saving Ryan's Privates) is flanked by reclusive Greek  mime artist, Marcel D. Marceau (he used to be French but everybody made fun of his hat) and the Acting Mayor of Dundee, Scotland. Marceau is shown here obliging the crowd by doing his laff-a-minute "I'm trapped in a big glass box with a porn director and the Mayor of Dundee" routine. The Mayor, a gentleman to the end, pretends to be mildly amused by Marceau's lame antics. Speelsburg appears to have nodded off, visions of who-knows-what dancing in his head.